Can’t truss ’em

Beastie Boys – Rhymin’ & Stealin’
(From Licensed To Ill album; 1986)


Here at The Martorialist we live by the code that you can’t trust anyone who turns their nose up at 80’s Beastie Boys. Son, the Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves breakdown from Rhymin’ & Stealin’ shits on your whole life and your whole bloodline.

Were the Beasties the first Rap group to release a VHS tape or was it Run-D.M.C? Please, don’t ask Dart Adams or he’ll just start ranting about he’s the only man alive who knows when the Dungeons & Dragons pinball machine was released in north America.