“Iiiiii be talkin’ slick, baby, don’t slip Iiiiii’ll never snitch, Ima keep my shit zipped Stop talkin’ to me, quit wigglin’ ya lips Tryna block…

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince – The Reverend (From And In This Corner… album; 1989) This song could be a TEMPUR mattress the…

“My face card clean, but my bitch body mean She called me trampoline, she seen me jump up out them jeans” Tony Shhnow – Slow…

And that day is today because there’s now a CDQ upload of Jacka’s G.O.A.T loosie Heavy Rain on YouTube. For doz who slept, this was…

HAZEY – Packs and Potions (From YouTube; 2022) Never in a month of Sundays would I have predicted that my first favourite Rap song of…

T.I. – 24’s (From Trap Muzik album; 2003) T.I. – Be Easy (From Trap Muzik album; 2003) T.I. – Rubber Band Man (From Trap Muzik…

Scando The Darklord – Hexes & Jinxes (From Hexes & Jinxes album; 2021) Nef The Pharoah’s San Francisco sidekick probably chose the name Scando The…

Kriss Kross – Jump (From Totally Krossed Out album; 1992) It wouldn’t be January without at least one nostalgia list from ya host. In no…

“Flying Part 2” gets a music video just as GoodGuyDavid1 is about to drop his new album. The clip is very unique, showing the artist…

You, a square: I love Cloud-Rap. Me, a connoisseur: I’m a Earth’s Atmosphere-Rap man, myself. Traxamillion – Spaceship (From the internet; 2008/Traxamillion DID IT TOO!…

Tony Shhnow – Sometimes (From Kill Streak 2 album; 2021) **M&S advert voice** This is not just my favourite Tony Shhnow song since F*ckwitcha, this…

Life’s a biiiaaatch the way Coolio is remembered as a one hit wonder, especially when the one hit he’s remembered for is #actually his third…

You thought 2021 had been consigned to the attic to gather dust forever ever? Au contraire, mon square – there’s still gems to discover and…

Robocop stunna shades on to hide my sadness at Traxamillion’s death. Now there was a producer who knew how to crank out Slap Tremendos, Slap…

Obligatory wrap-up post of those songs I’ve played most during the month when Duke Deuce took a menswear turn for the worse by wearing a…

“Baby take this L on the chin, ‘Clef Who got Vallejo crackin’ again? Nef” DJ Fresh & Nef The Pharoah – I Make It Make…

East 17 – Stay Another Day (From some East 17 album; 1994) The boys from the Walthamstow roofer’s choir still singing shit like Nate, this…

“Pigeons are my favourite bird I love how they ain’t scared and never care ’bout where they drop a turd” 2 Hungry Bros ft. Homeboy…

Country singer-songwriter Dylan Joseph is on top of his game. His latest single “Good Thing” with tens of thousands of views and plays shares a…

“Bottles of Champagne, some shots, a few beers I treat my dogs better than white people do theirs I’m in a drop like a tear…

From Peter Crouch to Wavy Crockett, it’s Maya Jama AKA The Murkle Woman. Call me Marty McFly the way I’m takin’ trips back-and-forth through time.…