Because it’s 11:30 and the club is Jukin’, Jukin’

“She fakes it when y’all sexin’ it
You ain’t know your girl was a thespian?
When she with me she a lesbian
Her and her girlfriend let me hit it
I hit it out the park like Joshua Gibson
Got a thick yellow skin like she off The Simpsons”

Mic Terror – Take My Soul (Mic T-Mix)
(Break My Soul beatjack; 2023)

**DJ Kay Slay voice**
ONLY CHICAGO CAN DO HIP-HOUSE LIKE THIS, YO!!!

Yeah, hittin’ the G-Spot is cool, but have you ever hit the Juke spot like Mic Terror? I’m reliably informed Take My Soul is a beatjack of some 2022 Beyonce single, but since I’m not a gay guy or a Pitchfork poptimist I’ve never heard the original and hopefully I never will. In my head, Take My Soul will always be a Mic Terror song just like Cold As Hell will always be a Mic Terror song.

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