My Alphabets

INXS – Need You Tonight
(From Kick album; 1987)


My m8 Tomo is a Prince mega-fan and skooled me on some Edutainment about two of the best pop singles of the 1980s. The story goes that Prince was simultaneously hugely impressed and hugely infuriated by INXS’ Need You Tonight: hugely impressed by it as a song because he was already an INXS fan after What You Need blew up in America a couple of years earlier, but hugely infuriated by someone else having a massive hit which was drenched in his own DNA. So he decided to rework an acoustic demo of his into something which was, essentially, Need You Tonight with an even bigger boner. Hey presto – Prince’s last great single of the ’80s was born.

Prince – Alphabet St. (single version)
(From Lovesexy album; 1988)


Of course, whether Alphabet St. is a better song than Need You Tonight is entirely subjective innit. But what isn’t up for debate is that Alphabet St. trumps Need You Tonight in Prince’s mission statement of sheer Big Boner Energy™. Job’s a good ‘un – the best example of Prince living up to his nickname of The Purple One or wot?

While this anecdote isn’t quite Prince’s equivalent of James Brown’s Hot (I Need To Be Loved, Loved, Loved) swaggerjacking David Bowie’s Fame, both instances prove that colonial cracka artists can occasionally spur black ‘Murican artists to greater heights. Game recognise game, bro’s do too. Pour out a little liquor for all the lost lads.